Sci-Fi Lampoon

Hello <name>,

Thanks for sending us <title>. It is a clever idea; sadly, the humor didn't quite work for us (humor is a subjective thing, so don't read too much in to our opinion). We wish you luck in speedily finding a home for your story.

Best Regards,

Simon. Fie, Lampooner

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