McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Prose rejections

Standard

We've decided to pass on this, but thanks for giving us a chance to consider it for the site.

Also, we're sorry we took so long to reply. Thank you for your patience.

Thanks for giving us a shot with this, but I'm afraid we're not going to use it. Hope you'll keep trying.

Higher Tier

2020

Hi [published humor writer] -

Some fun moments here, but I’m going to pass. Thanks for the look. [...]

Best,

Chris