McSweeney's Quarterly
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thanks for sending this in, and sorry it’s taken us so long to respond—we got sidetracked by a few special projects, and have gotten way too behind on our reading. But we rely on stories like yours, since a good portion of what we publish comes to us unsolicited. Unfortunately, we can't find a place for this piece in our next few issues--but please feel free to submit more work in the future. Our tastes change, and we're always looking. Thanks again for your efforts and for letting us see your work,
Jordan